[ she thinks that one slap is good enough for his memory, and hers. and he's beaten himself up over this, so she'll just let that count and not kick the down dog. ]
Tell you what. We'll go back to being friends. However you have to be more honest with me about how you actually feel, instead of doing your machismo act where you pretend like you're above caring about anything.
It's really bad by the way, absolutely no one is fooled.
[ it's called being a tsundere, but she doesn't know what that is. ]
[Ugh, he's never had to spell this out before, and that's bad enough...]
I'm not going to burden you or anyone else with that. If you want to know how I feel, then just understand what I'm doing with my actions.
[He's such an emotional person, in the end. If people knew how he felt all the time, any friend would be sad to see how much he's suffering. He won't share that. He can't share that.]
You're very lucky I have experience in doing that already with the man I love. You just so happen to be a far more exhausting version of him, so nicely done.
[ she feels she should at least admit this much. maybe just so guren understands better what she meant when she (thankfully) turned him down. and maybe so he understands why gets angry with him sometimes when he constantly keeps bringing up reminders of someone else in her heart. ]
Oh please don't feel bad! Look, my point is all you stalwart soldiers are the same. You're a lot like him because you're both so typical, but also not so different at your core
It's not just one person either. Here, read this impression. I've collected a lot of material over the years.
"As a brave knight, I cannot show my true feelings and burden others with them. I'm brave and tough and everyone is counting on me, so I must never fall below their expectations. To do that I must be like the steel I wield, never flinching, always ready to strike. I'm a very special man you see so I must be this way without flaw!"
Am I close?
[ she could probably do an entire routine of this bad act. but mostly she just wants to get over this incident and he always makes fun of her, so she may as well do the same to him. ]
Anyway, since you're not going to be genuine with me, then I think you absolutely owe me that outing I spoke with you about before. No getting out of it. You and I are going to round up every person we can, and we're all going into the woods, and we're all going to bond, and we WILL become stronger for it!
Yeah. We'll all have a great time in that death trap of a forest.
Don't worry, I'm not trying to get out of it. But seriously, maybe you should reconsider calling me a friend. If you had to think about it, especially. It's not worth the headaches, you can ask anyone.
Did I just get an affirmative answer out of you? My, my. Maybe we are making real progress for a change instead of you being roundabout. I'm impressed.
[ and not "love under duress" progress, actual true progress. maybe it was worth having her week ruined after all! ]
Bye friend of mine! Yes, that's right fool, we're still friends.
For no matter how deeply infuriating you are as a person, you are also a good man at your core. In my eternal patience I can forgive your transgressions because I recognize your guilt and therefore your true nature. It's just the sort of person I was raised to be you see!
[ and then one more message a few minutes later comes through to guren. why, who could it possibly-- ]
I wish you and Dextera all the best in what I am sure is a loving relationship, considering how tenderly you touched by cheek you damn fiend. When high holidays arrive I will send you both a very nice gift. May you treasure your days of love, and hold each others hearts for many years to come.
AND DESTROY THAT WING OR I WILL COME OVER AND DESTROY IT MYSELF. THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
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[ she thinks that one slap is good enough for his memory, and hers. and he's beaten himself up over this, so she'll just let that count and not kick the down dog. ]
Tell you what. We'll go back to being friends. However you have to be more honest with me about how you actually feel, instead of doing your machismo act where you pretend like you're above caring about anything.
It's really bad by the way, absolutely no one is fooled.
[ it's called being a tsundere, but she doesn't know what that is. ]
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I'm not going to burden you or anyone else with that. If you want to know how I feel, then just understand what I'm doing with my actions.
[He's such an emotional person, in the end. If people knew how he felt all the time, any friend would be sad to see how much he's suffering. He won't share that. He can't share that.]
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You're very lucky I have experience in doing that already with the man I love. You just so happen to be a far more exhausting version of him, so nicely done.
[ she feels she should at least admit this much. maybe just so guren understands better what she meant when she (thankfully) turned him down. and maybe so he understands why gets angry with him sometimes when he constantly keeps bringing up reminders of someone else in her heart. ]
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Don't say he's like me or I'll just feel bad for you. I already feel bad for Dex.
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It's not just one person either. Here, read this impression. I've collected a lot of material over the years.
"As a brave knight, I cannot show my true feelings and burden others with them. I'm brave and tough and everyone is counting on me, so I must never fall below their expectations. To do that I must be like the steel I wield, never flinching, always ready to strike. I'm a very special man you see so I must be this way without flaw!"
Am I close?
[ she could probably do an entire routine of this bad act. but mostly she just wants to get over this incident and he always makes fun of her, so she may as well do the same to him. ]
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[Now he's teasing, rather than any real tsun. He gets it, okay!!]
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[ she's got your number asshole. ]
Anyway, since you're not going to be genuine with me, then I think you absolutely owe me that outing I spoke with you about before. No getting out of it. You and I are going to round up every person we can, and we're all going into the woods, and we're all going to bond, and we WILL become stronger for it!
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Don't worry, I'm not trying to get out of it. But seriously, maybe you should reconsider calling me a friend. If you had to think about it, especially. It's not worth the headaches, you can ask anyone.
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[ din, nayru, farore and hylia as her witnesses, everyone will have fun. ]
And see there you go again. Tell you what Guren. You decide. Do you want to be friends with me?
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You already know that I do. It's not about what I want.
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[ and not "love under duress" progress, actual true progress. maybe it was worth having her week ruined after all! ]
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[HE'S GONE HE'S DONE THANKS FOR PLAYING he's too tired to put up with teasing]
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Bye friend of mine! Yes, that's right fool, we're still friends.
For no matter how deeply infuriating you are as a person, you are also a good man at your core. In my eternal patience I can forgive your transgressions because I recognize your guilt and therefore your true nature. It's just the sort of person I was raised to be you see!
[ so yeah bYE ]
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I wish you and Dextera all the best in what I am sure is a loving relationship, considering how tenderly you touched by cheek you damn fiend. When high holidays arrive I will send you both a very nice gift. May you treasure your days of love, and hold each others hearts for many years to come.
AND DESTROY THAT WING OR I WILL COME OVER AND DESTROY IT MYSELF. THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
[ BYE bye bYE ]
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